Princess Evelyn and Her Head of Steel, a Grim Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there was a spoiled princess named Evelyn who loved her precious milk of soy. She demanded it for she thinks her mother is under her employ. She sat on her thrown, mother's lap of course. Then started screaming until her voice got hoarse. Mother preceded to pick up the princess and retrieve the sippy cup of liquid gold. When the princess arched her back and flung her head back in a move that was bold. Mother began to cry and ran away holding her lip. When she felt there was blood starting to drip. After some tears and I'm sorries from the princess Eve mother was left with the lip of a knight's trusty steed.